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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Ann Coulter :: Townhall.com Columnist
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by Ann Coulter
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Well, I'm glad that's over! Now that our silver-tongued president has gone to Cairo to soothe Muslims' hurt feelings, they love us again! Muslims in Pakistan expressed their appreciation for President Barack Obama's speech by bombing a fancy hotel in Peshawar this week.

Operating on the liberal premise that what Arabs really respect is weakness, Obama listed, incorrectly, Muslims' historical contributions to mankind, such as algebra (actually that was the ancient Babylonians), the compass (that was the Chinese), pens (the Chinese again) and medical discoveries (huh?).

But why be picky? All these inventions came in mighty handy on Sept. 11, 2001! Thanks, Muslims!!

Obama bravely told the Cairo audience that 9/11 was a very nasty thing for Muslims to do to us, but on the other hand, they are victims of colonization.

Except we didn't colonize them. The French and the British did. So why are Arabs flying planes into our buildings and not the Arc de Triomphe? (And gosh, haven't the Arabs done a lot with the Middle East since the French and the British left!)

In another sharks-to-kittens comparison, Obama said, "Now let me be clear, issues of women's equality are by no means simply an issue for Islam." No, he said, "the struggle for women's equality continues in many aspects of American life."

So on one hand, 12-year-old girls are stoned to death for the crime of being raped in Muslim countries. But on the other hand, we still don't have enough female firefighters here in America.

Delusionally, Obama bragged about his multiculti worldview, saying, "I reject the view of some in the West that a woman who chooses to cover her hair is somehow less equal." In Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afghanistan and other Muslim countries, women "choose" to cover their heads on pain of losing them.

Obama rolled out the crucial liberal talking point against America's invasion of Iraq, saying Iraq was a "war of convenience," while Afghanistan was a "war of necessity." Liberals cling to this nonsense doggerel as a shield against their hypocrisy on Iraq. Either both wars were wars of necessity or both wars were wars of choice.

Neither Iraq nor Afghanistan -- nor any country -- attacked us on 9/11. Both Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as many other Muslim countries, were sheltering those associated with the terrorists who did attack us on 9/11 -- and who hoped to attack us again.

The truth is, all wars are wars of choice, including the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, both World Wars, the Korean and Vietnam Wars, the Gulf War, and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. OK, maybe the war on teen obesity is a war of convenience, but that's the only one I can think of.

The modern Democrat Party chooses -- really chooses, not like Saudi women "choosing" to wear hijabs -- to fight no wars. But the Democrats couldn't say that immediately after 9/11, so they pretended to support the war in Afghanistan and then had to spend the next 7 1/2 years trying to come up with a distinction between Afghanistan and Iraq.

Maybe next they can tell us why fighting Hitler -- who never invaded the U.S. and had no plans to do so -- was a "necessity" in a way that fighting Saddam wasn't. (Obama on Hitler: "Nazi ideology sought to subjugate, humiliate and exterminate. It perpetrated murder on a massive scale." Whereas Saddam Hussein was just messing with the Kuwaitis, Kurds and Shiites.)

Meanwhile, Muslims throughout the Middle East are yearning for their own Saddam Husseins to be taken out by U.S. invaders so they can be liberated, too. (Then we'll see how many women -- outside of an American college campus -- "choose" to wear hijabs.) The war-of-choice/war-of-necessity point must be as mystifying to a Muslim audience as a discussion of gay marriage. Continued...

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Ann Coulter is a columnist and author of Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault On America.
 
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AMERICA:
WE HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR. THE OTHER DAY I SAW THE CLERIC WHO RUNS IRAN ON ARAB TV REMINDING HIS PEOPLE OF THE HORRIBLE THING AMERICA DID WHEN THE TSUNAMI HIT A FEW YEARS BACK AND WE IMMEDIATELY AND INSTANTLY SENT FIFTY
BILLION TONS OF FOOD AND 50 BIL TONS OF WATER
TO THEM, AND THAT WAS JUST OUR INITIAL HELP;
THE CLERIC STATED THAT WE INTERFERED WITH THE JUDGEMENT OF ALLAH BY HELPING THE DEVASTATED PEOPLE. WE CAN'T WIN NO MATTER WHAT WE DO.
THEY HATE US AND NO CONCESSION WILL CHANGE THAT; remember the move Independence Day when the President asks the alien: What would you have us do? The reply was: DIE.
These fuzzy-wuzzy cuddly liberals are going to appease us right smack into a grave, and God help us because the biggest fuzzy wuzzy liberal is now our President. Every time he speaks against us or apologizes, they are more emboldened to wipe us off the map along with Israel. If Obama turns his back on Israel, just remember: once they destroy Israel, they will be turning their sights on YOU AND ME.
WE NEED TO TAKE OUR AMERICA BACK, FOLKS.
Liberals who wuv arabs can go live in Somalia where I just know they will be loved right back.

BARRY IS GONNA GET US ALL KILLED
Wow. This incredible Nation is less than 300 years young and look at what we've accomplished;
we are the most powerful, finest, fairest, richest and happiest Country ever known to mankind, past or present. Our parents told us if we work hard, remain honest to ourselves and
keep our noses clean, we could be and do anything we put our minds and hearts to do. They told us we should never take our freedoms and rights for granted because alot of blood spilled to pay for them.
Now what do we tell OUR children? Your freedoms and rights are based on whatever the radical left decides is okay this week? If you have your baby instead of aborting it you'll be treated like Sarah Palin? You are taxed out of the wazoo to send billions of dollars overseas so that we get the right to apologize for it?
I THINK ITS TIME WE TOOK OUR SUCCESSFUL AMERICA BACK AND RE-APPLY SOME GOOD OL COMMON SENSE TO
LIFE. http://www.the912project.com
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